🚀 go-pugleaf

A guy returns home from work and finds his wife looking out the window.
The wife says, "DEAR, DEAR, COME QUICK, THERE'S A GORILLA IN OUR TREE.
The husband says, "OK, OK calm down. We'll just call the gorilla exterminator".
So they call the gorilla exterminator. The gorilla exterminator arrives:

Husband:       Why, that's interesting equipment you've got there Mr. 
               Exterminator- a big stick, a dog and a gun. What's 
               the stick for?


Exterminator:  Well, I take this big stick here, I climb up in the tree 
               and poke at the gorilla until he falls out of the tree.


Husband     :  Hmm. What's the dog for?


Exterminator:  Well, when the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog
               disables him by biting his ---- off.


Wife        :  Oh. So what's the gun for?


Exterminator:  If the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, SHOOT THE DOG.


				JK