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Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1982 14:43

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A farmer read one day in "The Journal of Natural Living" that corn is
best stored when sealed airtight, and the most economical way
to do this is to stuff each ear into a rubber prophylactic.
So the farmer decided to try it the next weekend.  Friday night
he went to the drugstore and bought a gross of condoms.
That weekend he spent hours wrapping ears of corn into the condoms.
By Saturday night he had wrapped 143 ears of corn and run out of
condoms.  Monday morning he went back to the drugstore to get some
more.  While buying another gross he mentioned to the druggest,
"You know, the last gross of condoms you sold me had only 143
condoms in it!"  The druggest looked at the farmer and replied,
"I'm sorry. I hope it didn't spoil your weekend."

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From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!erere
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: rubber joke
Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.252
Posted: Fri Jun 18 14:43:46 1982
Received: Tue Jun 22 01:16:20 1982
Subject: rubber joke
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1982 14:43:46 +0000
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