🚀 go-pugleaf

Jack and Mary McGillicuddy, both unemployed, walk into 
a factory.  Luckily, there just happen to be two openings
available.  Both are given jobs and begin work on the line.
Two weeks later, the payroll supervisor notices that both
of his new employees have the same last name and informs the
foreman that it is against company policy to employ two members
of the same immediate family, so one of them will have to be layed off.
The foreman calls Mary from the line and takes her aside.
"Mary," he says, "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lay
you or Jack off."   Replies Mary, "For goodness' sake, jack off!
I've got a terrible headache."