four bad ones

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1 total messages Started by utzoodecvaxerewhondefunct Mon, 21 Jun 1982 13:50

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Author: utzoodecvaxerewhondefunct
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 1982 13:50

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Q. What happened to the butcher that backed into a meat grinder?

A. He got a little behind in his work.


Q. What happened to the fat lady that backed into an airplane propellor?

A. Disaster.


Q. What happened to the firefly that flew into the fan?

A. Delighted.     No end.


Q. What happens at McDonalds at 5 p.m.?

A. De********.

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