🚀 go-pugleaf

	Everyone knows how little kids like to terrorize their mothers
when they're home for the summer.  Well, one summer these three little
kids (all of ascending ages, 4, 9, 16 yrs.) decide to be particularly
bad.  They terrorize the kitchen. They put sugar in the salt, salt in the
sugar etc., and the 'piece de resistance' is putting b-b's in the 
chocolate chips.  Well a couple of weeks go by and Mom has discovered all
these little tricks except the b-b's in the chocolate chips.  Meanwhile,
the kids have been really good lately, so mom decides to make them some 
chocolate chip cookies.  She goes to get the chips, discovers the b-b's,
realizes exactly who's responsible for them and decides she's going to
fix the little bastards by baking the cookies with the chips as they are.
The kids come in, eat all the cookies, forgetting , of course, that
they put the b-b's in, and then go back outside to play.  Twenty minutes
later the youngest comes in and says "Mommy, I just went p-p's (no. 1)
on the front lawn and b-b's came out!", to which the mother replys,
"That's o.k. mother knows all about it, don't worry.  Now go back outside
and play."  A few minutes later the next oldest comes in and says, "Mommy,
I just went p-p's (opcit) on the front lawn and b-b's came out,"  to
which the mother responds, "Don't worry, I know all about it.  It'll 
pass.  You go back outside and play."  Then, after a little while,
the oldest comes in saying, "Mom, I think I have a problem."  "Yes,"
said the mother, "I know all about it.  You went p-p's on the front 
lawn and b-b's came out."  "No Mom," said the oldest, "I think it's a 
little more serious then that.  I was jerking-off in the garage and I
think I shot the dog."