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Re: How to make your cat purr LOUDLY

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From: Mike Konopik
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 1986 01:42
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In article <1296@lll-crg.ARpA>, booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards) writes:
> The cat clearly enjoys it, she purrs more loudly :-)
> *****
> If it hurt the cat, she would leave the lap.  Instead she just lies there and
> looks like a happy idiot.

Perhaps she's too confused to move?  Or out of breath?  I can only imagine
what it might feel like to have 2-foot long hands squeezing me rhythmically
at the midsection.  I might look like an idot, trying to figure out what to
do in response to this WEIRD action.  But  I _can't_ imagine enjoying it...
Too bad your cat's not named "Charmin" (hey, a pun-hater is entitled to one
a month, I'm sure!)
"Keep that catnip comin', man!  PRRRRRR-RRRR-RRRRR"
-- 

				-Mike

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From: zzz@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU (Mike Konopik)
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Subject: Re: How to make your cat purr LOUDLY
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Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 20:42:30 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  6 20:42:30 1986
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Summary: Happiness is a squeezed cat?