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Re: cats sitting on cars

#1590
From: MATTHEW SCHOLZ
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1986 01:59
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the best way I've seen to get the cat to stay off is to take a
grinder to his/her little paws, or a belt sander to its fur.
If neither of those work, throw the thing in a dryer on "FLUFF" for
about 5 minutes.
     Seriously, outside of grabbing the cat by the tail and hurling
     it into a wall with a decent velocity I don't know of effective
     ways to keep the little darlin' critters off the car.....(but
     if I were you I'd think seriously about the dryer idea if you
     want to keep the little beggars off...)

			   8)

			   nananananananana-nananananananana
			   CATMAN!!
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Subject: Re: cats sitting on cars
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Date: Mon, 24-Mar-86 20:59:05 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 24 20:59:05 1986
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