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From: mckillic
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1986 23:18

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	REFLECTIONS UPON A VEGETARION WEEKEND

	If I ever see another carrot,
	I'll
	  kill it,
	  break it,
	  mangle it,
	  destroy it,
	  shout at it,
	  pulverize it,
	  take it apart,
	  rend it limb from limb,
	  jump up and down on it,
	  churn it into dust,
	  shiver it into atoms,
	  blast it into a formless cloud of quarks,
	  and scatter it into the empty space between the planets!

	But PLEASE don't make me eat it!

Don McKillican

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