🚀 go-pugleaf

watmath!watarts!darcy -
	Traditionally, it has been more honorable to commit suicide
	than to ask someone else to do the dirty work for you.
	(For instance, look at the ending of Julius Caesar by Willie S.)
	Therefor, I suggest that for the good of both of us, you
	kill yourself. I'm not sure what the deal is on you killing
	me while I'm not watching, but you didn't give that as an
	alternative. Getting back to more civilized thoughts, 
	there are other ways out. Try prayer, arbitration, drugs,
	or sadism. Maybe it would help if you explained why you
	are bothered by me. Good luck, in any case.