🚀 go-pugleaf

To allegra!lucius:

Spell my name right, you douche-nozzle!

I can assure you that I am not nearly as unfortunate as you are
likely to be if you continue to associate me with that dishrag
allegra!james (no relation to me!). 

You must know much about hell, living with yourself; I am aware
of some of that hell, myself.  During your ``travels down the
road'' you have attacked us with a form of gastric chemical
warfare illegal on five continents.  Next time clean up after
yourself.

Your friend Shandon rendered you rather less an ass than you
might suspect.  Take your stercoraceous prattlings to some
other newsgroup.  They are no more relevant to net.suicide
than are the sexual proclivities of allegra!honey.  (Why
does allegra have so many parasites?  The machine doesn't
need P.M., it needs fumigation.)

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				rabbit!bimmler
				Elizabeth Bimmler
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