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Re: painless suicide

#850
From: The Polymath
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 1986 01:06
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In article <2760@ukma.UUCP> sean@ukma.UUCP (Sean Casey) writes:
>
>Buy a pistol.  Load it.  Put the barrel under your chin, close to your
>neck, pointing upward and slightly backward.  Pull the trigger.  By the
>time the nerve impulses reach your brain you won't have one.  Now wasn't
>that painless?
>
>(The positioning of the gun with this method almost insures that you won't
>screw up and cripple yourself)

When I worked for the L.A.S.P.C, we were told of the  case  of  a  man  who
tried  this  with a shot-gun.  He managed to blow his lower jaw off and now
eats through a tube.

There is no guarantee that _any_ given method will kill  you.  Think  about
it.

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From: hollombe@ttidcc.UUCP (The Polymath)
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Subject: Re: painless suicide
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Date: Tue, 4-Mar-86 20:06:56 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  4 20:06:56 1986
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