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Article #857Re: painless suicide
From: bradford wilson
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1986 20:32
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1986 20:32
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> In article <2760@ukma.UUCP> sean@ukma.UUCP (Sean Casey) writes:
> >(The positioning of the gun with this method almost insures that you won't
> >screw up and cripple yourself)
>
> There is no guarantee that _any_ given method will kill you. Think about
> it.
>
> -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
> The Polymath (aka: Jerry Hollombe)
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> {philabs,randvax,trwrb,vortex}!ttidca!ttidcc!hollombe
This reminds me of a story I read a few years back concerning a
bank robber, a cop, and a .44 magnum. Evidently, the police officer appeared
in the middle of the heist, and confronted the thief. Things got nasty so the
cop shot the thief in the head with his .44, and the thief went down
like a sack of potatoes. What the cop didn't know was that the bullet, in
one of those "one-in-a-million" type situations, had bounced off the robber's
skull, only grazing him (!!!!) When the thief, who was pretty tough, staggered
to his feet, the policeman screamed and ran. The thief escaped, with a huge
headache :-) This just goes to show the uncertainty involved in dealing with
killing.
DIRE wolf
aka h-sc1!wilson_3@harvard
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Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!h-sc1!wilson_3 From: wilson_3@h-sc1.UUCP (bradford wilson) Newsgroups: net.suicide Subject: Re: painless suicide Message-ID: <976@h-sc1.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 15:32:57 EST Article-I.D.: h-sc1.976 Posted: Thu Mar 6 15:32:57 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 9-Mar-86 08:22:50 EST References: <5025@alice.uUCp> <12004@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> <2760@ukma.UUCP> <202@ttidcc.UUCP> Organization: Harvard Univ. Science Center Lines: 27 Keywords: Really a funny story