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Article #896I AM NOT A CROOK
From: Tom Gross
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1986 18:07
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1986 18:07
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>> "When in doubt, deduct it!"
>>
>> If you just follow that rule you will ALWAYS come out
>> ahead.
> Doesn't it bother you at all to break the law? And to steal (yes,
>*steal*) from other Americans. I don't see how you can give any other
>name to knowingly (or at least negligently) filing a false income tax
>return.
Who said anything about breaking the law or *stealing* or
filing a false return?
> From the point of view above you should lie through your teeth.
> Your chances of even being audited are no more than one in 50-100;
> the penalties would have to be pretty steep to make your expected
> return negative.
Look, the government isn't going figure out all your deductions
FOR you; you have to CLAIM them. All I said was if you're not
sure if a given deduction is valid, go ahead and take it. I'm
NOT suggesting that you deduct your Brandy consumption as a
contribution to "Christian Brothers" (supposedly that has been
done) because chances are you KNOW that's not legal. I am saying
that if you move and change jobs, for example, and are not sure
if the change in commuting distance is exactly enough but you
thinks it's close, GO AHEAD and claim the deduction.
> I really do despise you. You seem to have no sense of personal
> integrity or honor. And it doesn't bother you to steal from others.
> Pretty sick in my view. Fortunately the majority (at least for the
> moment) seem to agree with me, so the whole society of the United
> States doesn't collapse...
>
Okay, so you're NOT serious. On the odd chance that you are
NOT kidding about this, or that someone else thinks I am
a crook, I hope my clarification above will clear this up.
Tom Gross
Apollo Computer, Inc.
Chelmsford, MA
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