🚀 go-pugleaf

Is there some kind soul out there who might lend me a wireless
microphone for a week (although it will only be used for two
afternoons)? I promise I won't let it out of my sight, I won't hardly
let it out of my hands, I won't let anyone else use it, and it won't
leave the state. I'd offer my first-born as collateral, but I don't
have any kids (Want an overweight cat?).

I also promise not to drop it while I'm doing my "Donahue"
impersonation with it.

PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP VIA E-MAIL OR THE PHONE NUMBER BELOW.
(since I don't usually read this newsgroup, and nobody who does probably
wants to see the follow-ups anyway).

Thanks for your consideration,
Sally

-- 
Sally Smith (510)790-0608  sallylb@netcom.com (I was sally@tardis.tymnet.com)
I'm unemployed--these opinions *must* be mine!
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