🚀 go-pugleaf

White 1975 Cordoba <cordo75@mopar.org> writes:

>J.D. Holmes wrote:
>> 
>> Mr. Haney wrote:
>> >
>> > On 31 Oct 1996 19:42:49 GMT, norapeal@staff.uiuc.edu (peal nora c)
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >It's Halloween, and my beautiful and terrifying toddler, Logan,
>> > >decided he wanted to dress up like a kitty cat.  With my neighbor's
>> > >help he's outfitted with ears, tail, whiskers, and a small bow tie,
>> > >and has been running around the house yelling "Happy Halloweeeeeen,
>> > >MEOW!" all morning (when he wasn't trying to eat his pet goldfish
>> > >Bob).  "Happy Halloweeeeen, MEOW - Happy Halloweeeeen, MEOW, - MEOW
>> > >MEOW MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW! - Get some candy now go home MEOW!"
>> > >
>> > >Tonight, when we take him out to trick or treat in the neighborhood
>> > >he'll be saying exactly the same thing, over and over again, to a lot
>> > >of various family groups.
>> > >
>> > >It's a good thing the net is separate from RL, or he'd probably
>> > >be meow-copped for spaming ;-)
>> > >
>> > >Anyway...from Logan, the youngest Noser..
>> > >
>> > >Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen -
>> > >
>> > >MEOW!!!!!!!
>> > >
>> > >
>> > This warms my heart and brings a tear of happiness to my
>> > eye. Clearly you are raising him well. I'm sure that Fluffy
>> > approves.
>> 
>>         It warms my heart to read and hear about true affection and happiness
>> in families, instead of the constant barrage of crime and family
>> shootings and stuff like that.  I have to agree, Fluffy would be proud.
>> 
>> > Also, may all netcops get razor-filled apples and snickers
>> > bars laced with PCP.
>> 
>>                           tm
>>         Hey, this Snickers    bar tastes a little funny.
>>         AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> 
>> > ---  Mr. Haney  ---
>> > (who would cheerfully insert a M30W right about here,
>> >  but has been specifically warned by his ISP not to
>> >  post "Meow" on Usenet meowsgroups.)
>> >
>> >       ----------------------------------
>> >      | Insert feline vocalization here. |
>> >       ----------------------------------
>> Thank you.
>> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

>Here is my meow for Logan the 3-D Toddler from Hell!

>                                                                m
>       eow    eow                                               e
>      m   m  m   m                                             o
>     w     ew     e         mwo      eow     e        w        w
>     o     oo     o       oe   e    m   em  mo    o    o      m
>    e     e w     w      w     m   w   o  ww w   w e    e     e
>    m     m m      m    m    ow    o   w  o  m    m     m    o
>    w     w e      e    e  me      e    mee  e   w e    w    w
>    o      o       o    oeo       mo     m    o o   o   o
>    e              w   wmw      ow  w   w     w e    w e    o
>    M               meo   meowme     meo       m      m     w


I just logged in and saw this.  Logan was sitting on my lap.
When I told him there was a message for him he got very
excited and when I read him the meow he had to touch the
monitor screen ("Logan *touch* meow!"), grinned like crazy,
and said "it gots wiskers!" and then made a VERY stinky
poopy.

So, from Logan The 3D Toddler From Hell to the "funny guy
in there" (pointing at the computer)

MEOW!