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Important Information:

I'm  literally taking my internet life into my own hands by reporting
this to you, but I  think that the existence of this "Waverly 9" must
be made public! Despite the fact that it does not exist, The infamous
Toronto  Cabal has  been a powerful force for Internet Stability, but
what  devious plan  is being hatched  by the gentlemen known to me as
the  "Waverly 9?" Are  they  scheming to  usurp  the  Cabal? If  they
succeed will they also "not exist?" And if the Waverly 9 can also not
exist,  will resistance be totally futile for those caught in between
these two titanic fictional forces?

Some day last Month, you know -- the  REALLY REALLY  snowy day, there
was  a mysterious  meeting  in an office  that was  being used by the
constantly moving Idiosyntactix crew.

This meeting took place in the Waverly Hotel,  arguably the Sleaziest
Hotel in Toronto. Disturbingly,  the following shady characters where
in attendance:

[in alphabetical order]

   The Waverly 9
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Gard "Scriba Org" Abrahamsen
   Bob "Electronic Bill of Rights" Allisat
   "Dr." Joe Baptista
   Bruce "GTS" Becker
   Alexander "sasha." Braun
   Tom "HappyNet" Evans
   Eugene "Alter.NIC" Kashpureff
   Dmytri "Quirk" Kleiner
   Richard "VRx" Sexton

The very thought of this bunch in the same room sends shivers down my
spine! What possible conspiracy could bring this bunch together? Dare
we imagine the worst? Will  these  characters  explain  to  Toronto's
concerned Internet Community how they came to be in  the same sleazy,
roach infested hotel lobby that  fateful  snowy night?  Take care, my
friends,  take good care, we must get some answers out of  this group
for  everything we  love and need  hangs  in the balance!!! Will they
admit that this meeting  took  place?  Will they  reveal it's agenda?
Will they tell us what they where wearing? Strange Robes? The Waverly
9 must be Exposed! Spread the word!!

Sincerely,
Your Friend.