🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1992Nov20.033210.29489@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> mbrandan@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Mario Brandan) writes:

   Buddy, [blah blah blah blah] You know, I just think you have an
   attitude problem.  I really didn't like your language either, if
   you want to write to this newsgroup, you should straighten out your
   foul language.  It takes up disk space buddy!

(Followups directed to alt.flame.)

"Buddy?"  *giggle*

"Foul language?"  *snort*

Let's see.  What could our good buddy Mario have considered foul
language?  Looking at Richard's article, I guess I see a few
contenders.  Perhaps our li'l buddy was offended by "dirty GIFs", or
"smell."  Or maybe it was "ignorant," or "shut up."  Or even
"Bwahahaha."  Naah, it was probably that good old Saxon word "Fuck."

Yes, what a waste of disk space, buddy boy.  Save that
stool^H^H^H^H^Hspool at all costs.  *chortle*

Fortunately, mother-/intercoursers/ such as yourself are utterly
powerless to impose your tight-/anused/ ideas of appropriate language
upon the net.  But if it joys you, please do *chuckle* try.

Oh, and if you find Fuck unpleasant, I heartily recommend Duck and
Suck instead.
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