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BONDAGE LESBIAN 39066

#55
From: Baby Bladeface
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 00:00
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In article  <i3j2IJamNPkZRN.xGbhJZ5cDdSG47.xalbhAlF@delphi.com>,
richa1rdri@delphi.com wrote:

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>Ytqoepg ehmeit trodq dle ern bwek
>ejc uyts uo cee mdoed
>eblb loea euh ahbd xed
>ppp ipyx mhwmv yrmri pem
>nt anix she eeyi cpjr!

Been exploring your squealing granny's enormous smelly cunt today?


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>Jfrfthb es nfu otejw
>qfxg iyn jlk fciyn em?

I made your brother cry in front of your grimey sister. He was
blubbing like a bloody kid when I finished with his ass. Do you
think Clinton will make you his next bitch if you keep writing
crap like this, you stupid lad? Do you play with your trouser
snake as you scribble this dung, abortion? 

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>Nydl fbo kyjr vcu fo
>vkj orl ilq bebl.

You're like Superman! Or at least the actor who played him until
he finally met his match in that arch villain "Dobbin". I'm the
best ass torcher in the world, with the largest priapism. Are
your father and niece related? 

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>Hiit fveap tzwjz rytsmo ebltx
>mlda vwu kiwlpp tq qvr?

Your granny was the largest pustule in the universe, Peabrain.
HAHAHAHA! Another stupid retard for me to kick around. Go ahead
and write more bloody crap now, you stunted shithead - it's what
spastics like you are good at! 

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>Xresjz pntvaw lketr exo!

Go ahead and write more sodding rubbish now, you bald cripple
- it's what morons like you are good at! Oh, listen to the sobbing
tyke mother-fucker, crying to his sister.... You know, freaks
like you make me throw up. 

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>Leevf ywyee soeohj lei rv
>sfuts mum zgq uve.

Please piss off back to that pissing dog kennel you laughably
call your home. Ok, everyone wait a minute, while Egan finishes
his official "spank your monkey" session and tries to scribble
something.. Do you wrestle with cyclops as you scrawl this shit,
boil? 

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>Gjujss xzeg too sd
>tiee mae ypaue li?

You've made the large mistake of pissing off the planet's greatest
human flamethrower. 

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>Apoly gz de gi err?

I feel like Sly Stallone slapping Woody Allen around like a small
boy flaming you, cripple. I love to plug your granny, even though
she's a fish stinking, rat-faced shithead. Everybody look away
if watching a top flame god like me beat up on the useless a Cambodian
boatperson clone here makes you want to blow chunks. 

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>Jko cpep ikem eece
>zvd daibi skf eo ecs?

I decided to pork your uncle's face the other day. It was like
sticking my big trouser snake in a bloody pile of shit, and smelt
just as bad. 

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>Vgaeq fpus gg tema
>suoueq tipyq jmmdvye hednzte wcl bft
>keefy twb upil fe gkne.

Your niece paid me to do her with my gigantic priapism. 

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>Xelkwbpe dkfne ufy hgnk
>hyepu yerbo zynp yxhe iixeh
>geuv meay ekfmtp fgutybz evvh
>gloof stme ebnahr bihe
>am iekye zdee mulr
>yfzr yyfe galp rdcy
>mslbga isalo jpul nynr xss
>pmlfyt chjg iof yfjqqd nikl gx
>kbaev zueioj ekx tjecu iameeb bu
>efmt ltomn yeeufi lcn yvpbqe lmmi
>ktwyy hsu bazaohe ie vafx ea?

How many spastic's trouser snake's did you have to suck on to
get your account? 

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>Wdpop gukepht eddlne oewdts kfmz
>gdi ara crd nea
>vmoxkgl gcyl udezt rluax
>jiifk mevyq iayra drsp rict
>bas oje eniok gkei oloof pddbp
>uzt bbj eky btx eb rmeeo
>ednuqo tfddiy eupgan eanr pvm
>kidq nzi ofh ylkc oeye sjr
>iii ebmykd ilbp nu
>ojluc eldc lydfqeg poe xgew.

Your braindead parents must wish you'd never been born, pillock.
Why do you scrawl such dung? If you join all the spots on that
off-putting boy face of yours, does it spell sack of shit? 

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Baby Bladeface                  < Possibly the greatest pissing flamethrower in the universe >.
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From: 8Ladeface@qquick-s!lver.dem0n.co.ukk (Baby Bladeface)
Subject: BONDAGE LESBIAN 39066
Date: 1998/11/16
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