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People the speed limit is 65 now so be advised.

People if you must drink and can't find a designated driver stay to the
right.
People who talk on their Cellular Phones stay to the right.
People with big ugly dogs licking barking and jumping around the
vehicle stay to the right.
Persons who are elderly who can't swat a nat off their nose in a nat's
ass second stay to the right.
Truckers with big brimmed hats and overloaded stay to the right.
If you have to pick your nose or scratch your ass stay to the right.
If the doobie you are smoking pops you must get into the right lane
immediately. Seeds are a deffinite hazard so turn on your hazzard
lights also called (4 ways) when this happens.

No, but really all the above are hazzards and should be avoided while
driving.
A large thing I think is to give elderly persons who are very slow a
test and if they cannot keep up then get them off the road.
We are now trying our best on the other subjects mentioned above
however I don't see enough being done about the VERY SLOW OLD PEOPLE
who can barely see the window infront of them.
Elderly persons are just as bad as drunks! Both act the same!
Hey what is your name? You ask them and they response, "do I know you" 
and you say no, what is your name?  They have to think and then they
say, "my name"?  Ask them to get out of the car and it takes longer
than a drunk!  Walk a straight line for me and they say I've been
sitting too long or I had hip surgery or whatever. Ask them to say the
the alphabet and they say I a,b,c, you know this is stupid I'm not a
kid I went to school a long time before you were born. So, you ask them
again another task what comes after the letter Q and they say M.  Try
it sometime.

Good luck to the wheels in motion, don't stop them abruptly!