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Re: Slower traffic stay to the right !

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From: Hackman
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 00:00
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Jerry Evans wrote:
> 
> People the speed limit is 65 now so be advised.
> 
> People if you must drink and can't find a designated driver stay to the
> right.


no..this is just plain STUIP.  If you must drink and don't have a DD
then fucking walk!


> People who talk on their Cellular Phones stay to the right.

pull over and make your call....


> People with big ugly dogs licking barking and jumping around the
> vehicle stay to the right.


put the dog in a travel kennel


> Persons who are elderly who can't swat a nat off their nose in a nat's
> ass second stay to the right.

or might think about surrendering there licenese


> Truckers with big brimmed hats and overloaded stay to the right.

Well, I guess you just have me here with the big hat part...
Jerry, do you have a problem with big hats ?



> If you have to pick your nose or scratch your ass stay to the right.

whatever


> If the doobie you are smoking pops you must get into the right lane
> immediately. Seeds are a deffinite hazard so turn on your hazzard
> lights also called (4 ways) when this happens.
> 

or don't smoke/do drugs and drive.


> No, but really all the above are hazzards and should be avoided while
> driving.


or most should not be done in a car period.


> A large thing I think is to give elderly persons who are very slow a
> test and if they cannot keep up then get them off the road.
> We are now trying our best on the other subjects mentioned above
> however I don't see enough being done about the VERY SLOW OLD PEOPLE
> who can barely see the window infront of them.
> Elderly persons are just as bad as drunks! Both act the same!
> Hey what is your name? You ask them and they response, "do I know you"
> and you say no, what is your name?  They have to think and then they
> say, "my name"?  Ask them to get out of the car and it takes longer
> than a drunk!  Walk a straight line for me and they say I've been
> sitting too long or I had hip surgery or whatever. Ask them to say the
> the alphabet and they say I a,b,c, you know this is stupid I'm not a
> kid I went to school a long time before you were born. So, you ask them
> again another task what comes after the letter Q and they say M.  Try
> it sometime.
> 
> Good luck to the wheels in motion, don't stop them abruptly!
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From: Hackman <hacker@nospam.jump.net>
Subject: Re: Slower traffic stay to the right !
Date: 1998/01/22
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