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Article #387Re: Slower traffic stay to the right !
From: Hackman
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 00:00
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 00:00
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Jerry Evans wrote: > > People the speed limit is 65 now so be advised. > > People if you must drink and can't find a designated driver stay to the > right. no..this is just plain STUIP. If you must drink and don't have a DD then fucking walk! > People who talk on their Cellular Phones stay to the right. pull over and make your call.... > People with big ugly dogs licking barking and jumping around the > vehicle stay to the right. put the dog in a travel kennel > Persons who are elderly who can't swat a nat off their nose in a nat's > ass second stay to the right. or might think about surrendering there licenese > Truckers with big brimmed hats and overloaded stay to the right. Well, I guess you just have me here with the big hat part... Jerry, do you have a problem with big hats ? > If you have to pick your nose or scratch your ass stay to the right. whatever > If the doobie you are smoking pops you must get into the right lane > immediately. Seeds are a deffinite hazard so turn on your hazzard > lights also called (4 ways) when this happens. > or don't smoke/do drugs and drive. > No, but really all the above are hazzards and should be avoided while > driving. or most should not be done in a car period. > A large thing I think is to give elderly persons who are very slow a > test and if they cannot keep up then get them off the road. > We are now trying our best on the other subjects mentioned above > however I don't see enough being done about the VERY SLOW OLD PEOPLE > who can barely see the window infront of them. > Elderly persons are just as bad as drunks! Both act the same! > Hey what is your name? You ask them and they response, "do I know you" > and you say no, what is your name? They have to think and then they > say, "my name"? Ask them to get out of the car and it takes longer > than a drunk! Walk a straight line for me and they say I've been > sitting too long or I had hip surgery or whatever. Ask them to say the > the alphabet and they say I a,b,c, you know this is stupid I'm not a > kid I went to school a long time before you were born. So, you ask them > again another task what comes after the letter Q and they say M. Try > it sometime. > > Good luck to the wheels in motion, don't stop them abruptly!
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