🚀 go-pugleaf

rogerw@tiac.net (Roger Williams) wrote:

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 In fact,
>I don't see why a fast food lutefisk hasn't been developed up in the great
>frozen wilds of Europe 

Hmmm... a sort of Eskimo Mjacdo's......
lutefisk 'n' fries with ketchup.....
interesting concept.

>and castrations of people who have lost the blood flow to their nuts 
>due to wearing too-tight long underwear 10 months a year) 

For a living example, see Paaaaaaal......

lutefisk is
>reportedly more popular than Jesus (although less popular than "Abba").

You forgot "Aha" and "Ace of Base".
>
>   Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly incoherent Njordic babble
>above, I can only assume he's still after Philupa to provide some 
>relief from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit of having sex with >rjeindeer.

I still can't understand what I did to deserve this!

>He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa would dig doing the nasty with
>Frosty-is-no-man. 

How right you are!  I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole,
even if I were desperate (which I'm not!).

>Better luck next time.

He'll have to try the whales or the seals.
The rjeindeer are planning a mass migration 
to Sweden, and the Eskimos don't want him 
either.
>
>   Fjuckhead.
   Fjuckhead.

Philuppa Cann
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