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Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)

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From: Raoul Xemblinosky
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
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Roger Williams wrote:
> 
> Paul H.P Christen (paulc@tiac.net) wrote:
> : On 29 Apr 1997 11:16:15 GMT, rogerw@tiac.net (Roger Williams) wrote:
> :
> : >Philuppa Cann (philla@somewhere.someplace) wrote:
> : >: Jan Berg <jan.berg@nkf.no> wrote:
> : >: >U flirt, leave u here alone, common somebody has 2 care(free) for u.
> : >: >
> : >: >Jan Berg (did I say,cheese?)
> : >: Anyone care to translate the above, please?
> : >: Thanks.
> : >
> : >   Lutefisk.
> :
> : Roger is of course correct. Lutefisk when taken in massive qauntities
> : (say more than 6 oz. over a 12 month period, remember, its STRONG) can
> : cause seriouse damage to ones brain and internal organs.
> 
>    Norweenie. I can eat more lutefisk than that in a single sitting! Last
> year, I took Jan Sveenssons "Lutefisk Mania!" challenge and ate a man
> sized (32 ounce) portion of delicious, wholesome lutefisk WITHOUT getting
> hopelessly hammered on aquavit first. I'm not saying there was brain
> damage involved, but since then, haggis has never tasted better. In fact,
> I don't see why a fast food lutefisk hasn't been developed up in the great
> frozen wilds of Europe where (in between mass seasonal depression suicides
> and castrations of people who have lost the blood flow to their nuts due
> to wearing too-tight long underwear 10 months a year) lutefisk is
> reportedly more popular than Jesus (although less popular than "Abba").
> 
>    Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly incoherent Njordic babble
> above, I can only assume he's still after Philupa to provide some relief
> from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit of having sex with rjeindeer.
> He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa would dig doing the nasty with
> Frosty-is-no-man. Better luck next time.
> 
>    Fjuckhead.

Ljutefisk.  (When I was a kid, the next-door neighbors ate it.  Yech.)



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From: Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@k-nkvd.org>
Subject: Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)
Date: 1997/04/29
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