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Article #110Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)
From: Raoul Xemblinosky
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
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Roger Williams wrote: > > Paul H.P Christen (paulc@tiac.net) wrote: > : On 29 Apr 1997 11:16:15 GMT, rogerw@tiac.net (Roger Williams) wrote: > : > : >Philuppa Cann (philla@somewhere.someplace) wrote: > : >: Jan Berg <jan.berg@nkf.no> wrote: > : >: >U flirt, leave u here alone, common somebody has 2 care(free) for u. > : >: > > : >: >Jan Berg (did I say,cheese?) > : >: Anyone care to translate the above, please? > : >: Thanks. > : > > : > Lutefisk. > : > : Roger is of course correct. Lutefisk when taken in massive qauntities > : (say more than 6 oz. over a 12 month period, remember, its STRONG) can > : cause seriouse damage to ones brain and internal organs. > > Norweenie. I can eat more lutefisk than that in a single sitting! Last > year, I took Jan Sveenssons "Lutefisk Mania!" challenge and ate a man > sized (32 ounce) portion of delicious, wholesome lutefisk WITHOUT getting > hopelessly hammered on aquavit first. I'm not saying there was brain > damage involved, but since then, haggis has never tasted better. In fact, > I don't see why a fast food lutefisk hasn't been developed up in the great > frozen wilds of Europe where (in between mass seasonal depression suicides > and castrations of people who have lost the blood flow to their nuts due > to wearing too-tight long underwear 10 months a year) lutefisk is > reportedly more popular than Jesus (although less popular than "Abba"). > > Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly incoherent Njordic babble > above, I can only assume he's still after Philupa to provide some relief > from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit of having sex with rjeindeer. > He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa would dig doing the nasty with > Frosty-is-no-man. Better luck next time. > > Fjuckhead. Ljutefisk. (When I was a kid, the next-door neighbors ate it. Yech.) ---- B V N G M V N C H V N I V E R S I T Y F V C K H E A D S ------ RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa LXEM "And he who sings not with us today n.karl BLIN is against us! -malde OSKY --MAYAKOVSKY n.nose
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ce2c,143452bba55091fc,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ce2c,public X-Google-Thread: 10303f,5dbd17fa4425e710 X-Google-Attributes: gid10303f,public X-Google-Thread: ff648,e4d0e87b0339a565 X-Google-Attributes: gidff648,public X-Google-Thread: 104613,5dbd17fa4425e710 X-Google-Attributes: gid104613,public X-Google-Thread: fbf1a,5dbd17fa4425e710 X-Google-Attributes: gidfbf1a,public From: Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@k-nkvd.org> Subject: Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!) Date: 1997/04/29 Message-ID: <33659D58.2CB1@k-nkvd.org> X-Deja-AN: 238270635 References: <5k2df2$9je@www.hamar.nit.no> <E9E39C.40t@news.cern.ch> <5k4l9v$k5l@news-central.tiac.net> <3369daa1.938906655@news.tiac.net> <5k4ms5$k5l@news-central.tiac.net> Organization: BVNGMVNCH VNIVERSITY Newsgroups: no.alt.flame,alt.flame,aus.flame,alt.food.lutefisk,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose