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Damned Norweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)

#116
From: Roger Williams
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
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Paul H.P Christen (paulc@tiac.net) wrote:
: On 29 Apr 1997 11:16:15 GMT, rogerw@tiac.net (Roger Williams) wrote:
: 
: >Philuppa Cann (philla@somewhere.someplace) wrote:
: >: Jan Berg <jan.berg@nkf.no> wrote:
: >: >U flirt, leave u here alone, common somebody has 2 care(free) for u.
: >: >
: >: >Jan Berg (did I say,cheese?)
: >: Anyone care to translate the above, please?
: >: Thanks.
: >
: >   Lutefisk.
: 
: Roger is of course correct. Lutefisk when taken in massive qauntities
: (say more than 6 oz. over a 12 month period, remember, its STRONG) can
: cause seriouse damage to ones brain and internal organs.

   Norweenie. I can eat more lutefisk than that in a single sitting! Last
year, I took Jan Sveenssons "Lutefisk Mania!" challenge and ate a man
sized (32 ounce) portion of delicious, wholesome lutefisk WITHOUT getting
hopelessly hammered on aquavit first. I'm not saying there was brain
damage involved, but since then, haggis has never tasted better. In fact,
I don't see why a fast food lutefisk hasn't been developed up in the great
frozen wilds of Europe where (in between mass seasonal depression suicides
and castrations of people who have lost the blood flow to their nuts due
to wearing too-tight long underwear 10 months a year) lutefisk is
reportedly more popular than Jesus (although less popular than "Abba").

   Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly incoherent Njordic babble
above, I can only assume he's still after Philupa to provide some relief
from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit of having sex with rjeindeer.
He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa would dig doing the nasty with
Frosty-is-no-man. Better luck next time.

   Fjuckhead.

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From: rogerw@tiac.net (Roger Williams)
Subject: Damned Norweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)
Date: 1997/04/29
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