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Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> 
> David Horner wrote:
> >
> > In article <33A890F4.6CD4@bungmunch.edu>, Raoul Xemblinosky III
> > <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Simon Cochrane wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Big Daddy Zeus <bdz@cyberramp.net> writes:
> > > > > >Simon Cochrane wrote:
> > > > > >> Big Daddy Zeus <bdz@cyberramp.net> writes:
> > > > > >> >Simon Cochrane wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> I hate Spark personally.  (He's such a wanker n'all)
> > > > > >> >I agree.
> > > > >
> > > > > >> I hate women personally.  (Like Jenny McCarthy)
> > > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > >That figures.
> > >
> > > At which point, Blackthorne _actually_ replied:
> > >
> > > > >Malden Tactic #14 - Post edit, then add a lame ass comment at the end.
> > > > >
> > > > >                     Blackthorne
> > >
> > > Which Zuessy edited to say:
> > >
> > > > > Malden Tactic #14 - Kick around losers and make them cry.
> > > > >
> > > > >                         BlackSnatch
> > >
> > > What's the matter, Retard?  Did the text edit leave you too drained
> > > to add a lame ass comment at the end?
> >
> > Believe it or not, the lame ass comment (tm) actually takes Zooosey 15
> > minutes to think up.  He was posting at 9:55, and he gets a beating if he
> > stays up past 10 on school nights.
> 
> Of course, he also gets a beating if he doesn't stay up past 10 on
> school nights, but that doesn't bother him, because he's gotten to
> like his nightly beatings.
> 

I hear that you are beating Spark now?  That isn't true is it?  Or was
it, you are beating yourself so hard you cause sparks?  I can't
remember.

 May the darkness prevail,
 May their abode be robbed from beneath them,
 May the true rulers rule the kingdom,
 For we are the new generation,
 The new order,
 We shall tear down the old and destroy the weak,
 We stand strong in the face of destruction,
 We laugh down at you all from our high thrones,
 Now look up to us to the rulers we are,
 Fall to your knees and beg for salvation,
 For WE are MIGHTY we are HFW.


"From the mountain peak of the great throne I witnessed 
excruciating flames reap the souls of  the weak leaving 
only a devastating trail of scorched and gutless carnage 
behind.  May those who oppose me burn in eternal USENET hell.  
For I am the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever 
and ever, Amen." - Wisdom of Gareth Gee



Subject: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose FAQ
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Due to rules of usenset this FAQ or any other FAQ cannot
supersede any other FAQ's for alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.
To make such an assumption would be stupid and couldn't be
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alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Frequently Asked Questions
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1)What is alt.fan.karl-malden.nose?

2)Who still posts here?

3)Meet your regional Lord and Masters, Gilbert Sullivan
and Gareth Gee.

4)What's on topic here?

5)What are the daily rituals in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose?

6)Meow?

7)Cascades?
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!)What is alt.fan.karl-malden.nose?

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is one of many joke groups on the
highly popular USENET.
As more and more school children get access to USENET you
can be sure alt.fan.karl-malden.nose will become even more
full of clutter.

Forger Spark Millie (TJ Miller Jr.) is just one of the
blathering deluded inhabitants of this highly amused
joke news group of USENET.

Anyone who claims to be a member of alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
is obviously a deranged mindless moron who couldn't qualify
for alt.flame. It is known that these cast offs, the unwanted
few that have been ordered to remain in this identifiable
group known as alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

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2)Who still posts here?

A bunch of whining losers branded the Meow'ers because they're
a bunch of wussies.
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3)Meet your regional Lord and Masters, Gilbert Sullivan&
Rev. Gareth Gee
Together we formed a group known as HFW which recruited
some of the best flamers on USENET. Once this became too easy
we decided to split up and go our separate ways.
We now rule alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.butt.harp and
alt.evil
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4)What's on-topic here?

Usually little kids who think its "kewl" to post the word
meow on every post. The news.abuse team are already debating
weather or not this group will remain. We are already involved
in various discussions regarding its future.
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5)What are the daily rituals in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose?

Just act like a nerd or a simple moron.
If you don't, you won't fit in.
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6)Meow?

See #2

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7)No cascades are allowed on alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.


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Praise your leaders Gilbert Sullivan and Rev. Gareth Gee

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Rev. Gareth
Lord Gilbert Sullivan
Lord Big Daddy Zeus
Jester the Great
Daemon1