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Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)

#54
From: Lee Jackson Beauregard
Date: Sat, 10 May 1997 00:00
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"Ron's Inspector's Parrot" <gro.kcirdnek@krd> wrote:

>Philuppa Cann <philla@somewhere.someplace> wrote in article
><E9p6qG.Mp1@news.cern.ch>...
>> CouncilOf3 <revjoe@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> >~Spark The Heretic wrote:
>> >> 
>> >> Roger Williams wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > Christopher Weaver (chriswvr@shell1.tiac.net) wrote:
>> >> > : In alt.food.lutefisk ~Spark The Heretic
><spark@natalie.merchants.beck.and.call> wrote:
>> >> > : : Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> >> > : : >
>> >> > : : > Roger Williams wrote:
>> >> > : : > >
>> >> > : : > > Raoul Xemblinosky (raoulx@k-nkvd.org) wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : Roger Williams wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : >
>> >> > : : > > : > Raoul Xemblinosky (raoulx@k-nkvd.org) wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : > : Ron's Inspector's Parrot wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : > : >
>> >> > : : > > : > : > Roger Williams <rogerw@tiac.net> wrote in article
>> >> > : : > > : > : > <5k7ff7$hcs@news-central.tiac.net>...
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > Paul H.P Christen (paulc@tiac.net) wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : On Tue, 29 Apr 1997 07:03:51 +0000, Raoul
>Xemblinosky
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : <raoulx@k-nkvd.org> wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > :
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >Roger Williams wrote:
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >>
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > :  <big old fjucking snip>
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >>
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >>    Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly
>incoherent Njordic babble
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >> above, I can only assume he's still after
>Philupa to provide some relief
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >> from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit
>of having sex with rjeindeer.
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >> He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa
>would dig doing the nasty with
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >> Frosty-is-no-man. Better luck next time.
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >>
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >>    Fjuckhead.
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > : >Ljutefisk.  (When I was a kid, the next-door
>neighbors ate it.  Yech.)
>> >> > : : > > : > : > > Ljutefisk. (All three meals a day?)
>> >> > : : > > : > : > Ljutefisk. (Four times a day for healthy skin and
>bones!)
>> >> > : : > > : > : Ljutefisk. (It's not just for Njorweenies any more.)
>> >> > : : > > : > Ljutefisk. (Clealy, sirs, Swedes and Danes ljove it
>tjoo!)
>> >> > : : > > : Ljutefisk. (Now in Fresh Pine and Unscented!)
>> >> > : : > > Ljutefisk. (Unscented ljutefisk?! Bah! That ruins the fun!)
>> >> > : : > Ljutefisk. (Ljutefisk is supposed to be FUN!?!?!?)
>> >> > : : Ljutefisk. (It will keep your Djentist on his toes and alert to
>boot.)
>> >> > : Ljutefiske. (The MjcLjutefisk Hjappy Mjeal!)
>> >> > Ljutefisk.  (Does it come with a toy Njorweenie?)
>> >> Ljutefisk.   (and a box of Ljutefisk McNjuggets?)
>> >
>> >Please don't give the Weejun's any ideas -- I almost have them trained.
>> >
>> 
>> Ljutefisk. (Stjop spjoiling our cjascjades!!)
>
>Ljutefisk. [Njothing like a ljutefisk sandwich while reading a ljutefisk
>cascade.]
Lutefjisk. [I thjink I'll stjick wjith pjeanut bjutter and jelly, thjanks.]

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From: rchason@bigfoot.com.NO.SPAM.PLEASE (Lee Jackson Beauregard)
Subject: Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)
Date: 1997/05/10
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