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Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)

#66
From: ~Spark The Heretic
Date: Mon, 05 May 1997 00:00
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CouncilOf3 wrote:
> 
> ~Spark The Heretic wrote:
> >
> > Roger Williams wrote:
> > >
> > > Christopher Weaver (chriswvr@shell1.tiac.net) wrote:
> > > : In alt.food.lutefisk ~Spark The Heretic <spark@natalie.merchants.beck.and.call> wrote:
> > > : : Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > : : >
> > > : : > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > : : > >
> > > : : > > Raoul Xemblinosky (raoulx@k-nkvd.org) wrote:
> > > : : > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > : : > > : >
> > > : : > > : > Raoul Xemblinosky (raoulx@k-nkvd.org) wrote:
> > > : : > > : > : Ron's Inspector's Parrot wrote:
> > > : : > > : > : >
> > > : : > > : > : > Roger Williams <rogerw@tiac.net> wrote in article
> > > : : > > : > : > <5k7ff7$hcs@news-central.tiac.net>...
> > > : : > > : > : > > Paul H.P Christen (paulc@tiac.net) wrote:
> > > : : > > : > : > > : On Tue, 29 Apr 1997 07:03:51 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > : : > > : > : > > : <raoulx@k-nkvd.org> wrote:
> > > : : > > : > : > > :
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >>
> > > : : > > : > : > > :  <big old fjucking snip>
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >>
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >>    Anyways, judging by Jan Berg's hopelessly incoherent Njordic babble
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >> above, I can only assume he's still after Philupa to provide some relief
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >> from his relentless (and monotonous) pursuit of having sex with rjeindeer.
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >> He's out of luck- I don't think Philuppa would dig doing the nasty with
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >> Frosty-is-no-man. Better luck next time.
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >>
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >>    Fjuckhead.
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >
> > > : : > > : > : > > : >Ljutefisk.  (When I was a kid, the next-door neighbors ate it.  Yech.)
> > > : : > > : > : > > Ljutefisk. (All three meals a day?)
> > > : : > > : > : > Ljutefisk. (Four times a day for healthy skin and bones!)
> > > : : > > : > : Ljutefisk. (It's not just for Njorweenies any more.)
> > > : : > > : > Ljutefisk. (Clealy, sirs, Swedes and Danes ljove it tjoo!)
> > > : : > > : Ljutefisk. (Now in Fresh Pine and Unscented!)
> > > : : > > Ljutefisk. (Unscented ljutefisk?! Bah! That ruins the fun!)
> > > : : > Ljutefisk. (Ljutefisk is supposed to be FUN!?!?!?)
> > > : : Ljutefisk. (It will keep your Djentist on his toes and alert to boot.)
> > > : Ljutefiske. (The MjcLjutefisk Hjappy Mjeal!)
> > > Ljutefisk.  (Does it come with a toy Njorweenie?)
> > Ljutefisk.   (and a box of Ljutefisk McNjuggets?) 
> Please don't give the Weejun's any ideas -- I almost have them trained.
Ljutefisk. (They'll fjorget what you tjaught tjem in an hour anyway, why
bjother?)

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From: ~Spark The Heretic <spark@fuel.dump.net>
Subject: Re: Damned Njorweenies (was: Just Braindead gets a SPANKING!!)
Date: 1997/05/05
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