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Article #274ATCHO: GOOD MEDICINE (new update)
From: Rune L�vlid
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 00:00
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 00:00
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STRANGE CURE FOR A COUGH Craig, the clerk in the small drug store, wasn't much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Joe, the owner, had had enough of his clerk's incompetence and warned Craig that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in, coughing, and asked Craig to find a remedy. Try as he might, Craig simply couldn't find the cough syrup. Remembering Joe's warning, he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as Craig said and left. Joe witnessed the whole transaction and confronted Craig. "A laxative won't cure a cough, you fool!" Joe shouted. "Sure it will," Craig said, pointing through the window at the man, who was now leaning against a lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough." -- "you're not me, therefore you're irrelevant" Dogbert rlovlid@online no http://home.sol.no/~rlovlid New joke pages last update 08.jan.98
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 109a24,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid109a24,public X-Google-Thread: 13f69f,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid13f69f,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-Thread: 1133d6,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1133d6,public X-Google-Thread: fa376,18d7fe8e11520aa0,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfa376,public From: "Rune L�vlid" <rlovlid@online.no> Subject: ATCHO: GOOD MEDICINE (new update) Date: 1998/01/08 Message-ID: <34B45205.871414D5@online.no> X-Deja-AN: 313837514 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Organization: none Newsgroups: no.vitser,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.jokes.pentium,aus.jokes,alt.jokes,eunet.jokes,fj.jokes