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LUCKY DOG

A man walked into a bar with a dog at his side.  "Get that dog out of
here," ordered the bartender.

The dog's owner became indignant. "This here dog isn't any old dog," he
said. "He's the smartest dog in the whole world."

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" challenged the bartender.

Turning to the dog, the man said, "Fido, here's five bucks. Go get me a
pack of Lucky Strikes."  The dog ran out the door and, within a few
minutes, returned with the cigarettes and some matches in a little brown
bag.

The barman was impressed. "Maybe that dog really is smart.  How about if
I
give him $50 and ask him to bring me back a bag of pot from the local
drug
pusher?"

"Sure," said the dog's owner. The bartender gave the dog the money and
directions, and the dog was on his way.

Ten minutes went by.  Half an hour.  After an hour, the dog still hadn't

returned.

By now the bartender, sure he'd been cheated, threw the dog's owner out
of
the bar.  The man wandered several blocks in search of this errant mutt.

Finally he came to an alley, and there was Fido, screwing a
mangy-looking
French poodle.

"Why, you son of a bitch," screamed the man, separating the two dogs.
"You
really blew the act this time.  How could you do this to me?  You've
never
done anything like this before!"

"True," replied the dog. "But I never had $50 before, either."



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