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CRISPY CRITTER

A man died in a horrible fire.  The mortician thought it was George, but

the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive

identification.  That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al.

Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right.  Roll him over."  Joe looked at
the
dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George."

Thinking the incident strange, the mortician said nothing.  He brought
in Al.

Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp.  Roll him over."  Again, "Nope, that
ain't
George."

Mortician: "How can you tell?"

Al: "George had two assholes."

Mortician: "What?  How could he have two assholes?"

Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes.  Whenever the three of us
would go into town you'd hear people say, 'Here comes George with those
two
assholes!'"



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