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Started by Rune L�vlid
Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
ATCHO: tattoo
Author: Rune L�vlid
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
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FINALLY, THIS... A woman went into a tattoo parlor and told the tattoo artist that she wanted a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, just below her bikini line. She also wanted him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy did it, and it came out looking real good. The woman then instructed him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" up her left thigh. So the guy did it, and it came out looking good too. As the woman was getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asked, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" Her reply: "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." -- "you're not me, therefore you're irrelevant" Dogbert rlovlid@online no http://home.sol.no/~rlovlid New joke pages
Re: ATCHO: tattoo
Author: John Wilson
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
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This is reminiscent of that chat up line: If I were to call your left leg Thanks-giving and you right leg Christmas could I visit you between the holidays? Rune L�vlid <rlovlid@online.no> wrote in article <348042D7.8B80BF8E@online.no>... > A woman went into a tattoo parlor and told the tattoo artist that she > wanted a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, just below her bikini > line. > She also wanted him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. > The woman then instructed him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry > Christmas" > up her left thigh. > > Her reply: "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time > that > there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." >
Re: ATCHO: tattoo
Author: leigh
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:00
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In article <348042D7.8B80BF8E@online.no>, =?iso-8859-1?q?Rune_L=F8vlid?= <rlovlid@online.no> writes >FINALLY, THIS... > >A woman went into a tattoo parlor and told the tattoo artist that she >wanted a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, just below her bikini >line. >She also wanted him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. > >So the guy did it, and it came out looking real good. > >The woman then instructed him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry >Christmas" >up her left thigh. > >So the guy did it, and it came out looking good too. > >As the woman was getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asked, "If >you >don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on > >your thighs?" > >Her reply: "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time >that >there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." > > > >-- >"you're not me, therefore you're irrelevant" Dogbert >rlovlid@online no >http://home.sol.no/~rlovlid New joke pages > > I heard it like this... A woman goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the tattoo artist for a tattoo of Frank Bruno on her right thigh and Mike Tyson on her left thigh. The tattoo artist remarks that this as an odd request, so the woman explains that her husband is a boxing fan and she wants them done for him. The woman gets her tattoos and goes home to show her husband. "What do you think?" she asks him. "What are they?" he asked. "Frank Bruno is on the right and Mike Tyson is on the left" she explains. "I dunno about that, but Don King in the middle is spot on!" -- leigh
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