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Re: CIA - the best in the world

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From: Scott Cuyler
Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 14:45
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Fabrikant <benny_patrick@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> White House spokesman was asked whether US President is satisfied with
> the CIA performance.  He diplomatically responded that CIA is the best
> in the world.  My little brain has great difficulty understanding
> this.

The best neurosugeon in the world is Dr. Smith.  However, the hospital
administration has given him rules to which he must adhere in the operating
room.  He can't make any cut longer than 1 inch.  He can't drill any holes
in the skull.  The surgery can't last more than 3 hours...etc.

The best neurosurgeon in the world has the success rate of a 1st year
medical student.

>
> I have a simple suggestion, how to end terrorist activities.  Take
> these $20 BILLION and give them to Palestinians.  I guarantee you 100%
> that this gesture will end all their terrorism
>

Yes.  After that $20 billion is put to use nuking every city in America,
they'll have no further need to practice terrorism.

> Fabrikant
>
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