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Article #1099Re: Thank God For Bush - Clinton would have watched N.O. drown while Monica sucked....
From: Kurtz
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:45
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:45
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<badjuju@yohouse.boy> wrote in message news:almki1prsso1qpc3o0vnm0b7la7ql38lsb@4ax.com... > On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 23:42:31 -0500, "Chris" > <vscooter@nospam.copper.net> wrote: > > >Well you are half right, as usual, you are oh so stupid but no where near > >funny. Keep up your bushy-bootlicking moron.... > > Why Bill Used His Cigar Instead of His Cock With Monica > > ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Bill said that he had "hundreds of affairs" before "turning forty" but > then he began a "concerted effort to be faithful," according to a > conversation with Monica reported to the Starr grand jury. This > suggests that he began to have a sexual potency problem at forty in > 1986. A man who is periodically impotent and so fears erectile > dysfunction when he attempts sexual intercourse has a reason to avoid > it and to substitute masturbation and oral sex. The reason is fear of > failure. SSSSSNNNNNNIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! SNAP! Holy Crap! Someone musta' recieved a swift kick to the amygdala! Or, when sitting way too close to his tv to watch the ShrubCo. Teleprompter Show ( so that he could lick his master's glowing image ), MadJuJu must have accidentally succumbed to the Voodon curses triangulated at the point where the fraWdulent cheerleader stood, and received a lethal dose of the houngan Petro. Absolutely nothing left to do for ol' MadJuJube, except preforming lave tet, the initiation ceremony held for serviteurs after they have been mounted for the first time. Now he has become a victim of the bitter loa, and soon, he will wither. It is just a matter of time before he starts the transformation, and joins the other zombies as they lead W from one failed objective to another. Then, only a shotgun blast to the head will bring MadJuJu down. Or, he could just be one of those fascist enablers/apologists/free-lance assistant crackwhores.....too early to call. The Horror, the horror
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