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brojack@windswept.org (brojack) wrote in message news:<3e01ff49.17854548@news.easynews.com>...
> http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1202/lederer.html
> 
> Why I deserve welfare --- actual letters 
> 
> http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | The following are excerpted from
> actual letters received by our Welfare Department in applications for
> support. 
> 
> 
> 1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven
> but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper. 
> 
> 
> 2. I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born
> two years old. When do I get my money? 
> 
> 
> 3. Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been
> visited regularly by the clergy. 
> 
> 
> 4. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? 
> 
> 
> 5. I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. 
> 
> 
> 6. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it. 
> 
> 
> 7. Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now
> living with can't do anything until he knows. 
> 
> 
> 8. I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son
> illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was
> born. 
> 
> 
> 9. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10
> lbs. I hope this is satisfactory. 
> 
> 
> 10. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of
> which is a mistake as you can see. 
> 
> 
> 11. My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I
> haven't had any relief since. 
> 
> 
> 12. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to
> lead an immortal life. 
> 
> 
> 13. You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any
> difference? 
> 
> 
> 14. I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works
> night and day. 
> 
> 
> 15. I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the
> doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't
> improve, I will have to send for another doctor. 
> 
> 
> 16. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins
> in the enclosed envelope.


Would we not be better off paying teenage, or younger, negro females to be neutered?

Hank