Colors (a perverse story)

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From: fbonsignore
Date: Mon, 04 Jul 2005 14:46

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The Devil was very anxious poking the Saint. "Choose!", he would say,
and the Saint would say "I don't want to choose".
"Please just choose one color..."
"No, I don't want to!"
"C'mon! Here it is just a color"
"I said NO!"
"It is simple, here is the list:"

Black nightmare
Red blood
Blue asphysxia
Green rotten
Yellow pus
Violet pest
Pink spanked
...

"Pink spanked?!", interrupted the Saint, surprised.

"Ah! You choose pink spanked! You are a pervert!". And the Devil went
very happy to tell everybody the Saint chose Pink spanked and they had
permit to neuter him.

Fabrizio J Bonsignore now Danilo J Bonsignore
[And by now I cannot feel emotions, have no libido, lost 30 pounds, am
emaciated, have 71 cents, and the Mexicas justify it(apparently)
because I had sex with a woman who looked like a maid once! Oh, and I
wrote the Army and who knows how many more idiocies and lies and abuses
because I can win four Nobel prizes and am American born, not Mexican.
So they have justification to stunt my growth, steal all my works,
destroy my life and try to force me to suicide because Luis is a
suicidal and I am telling the truth (they couldn't make me go into
psychosis, and no, I use no dope)].

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Subject: Colors (a perverse story)
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