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Article #712Re: Mission Accomplished! Bush Declares Evacuation Victory
From: Neo
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:05
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:05
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too funny! Tim Campbell wrote: > Bush Declares Evacuation Victory -- Cindy Sheehan has left Crawford > > > George W. Bush, who spent two days last week using military people as > backdrops for his photo-ops in his war against weepy mothers, won the > public relations battle that occupied him Tuesday and Wednesday. Cindy > Sheehan surrendered to the high-priority blitz staged by the president > who utilized triple the costs he had spent for saving New Orleans > drowning citizens on the same Tuesday and Wednesday. Soldiers and > sailors stood around on Tuesday-Wedneday instead of mobilizing to help > anybody other than Bush himself. > > > > So anyway, here's my inspired five point plan to wage war against this > disaster: > > > 1. Publicly restate the obvious. > 2. Get my ass and a phalanx of photogs within inches of the > Louisiana Stenchzone so that I can survey the brutal damage and > humanity up close - but not so close that my dress shoes get scuffed. > 3. Briefly struggle to empathize with the suffering of the victims, > then give up, grit teeth, and find my special strong, silent "John > Wayne" place. Hang loose there for a while. > 4. Sell out the Federal disaster response agencies and bean counters > I had four years to streamline. And by streamline, I mean "Play Three > Card Monte With Billions." > 5. Pray. Pray that folk will forget this teeny widdle environmental > disaster toot sweet, and pray that we find more imaginary dinosaur bone > sludge that we can whip into vroom juice. > > http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/090105.asp >
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