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Tim Campbell wrote:
> New Orleans and the surrounding Gulf Coast have been devastated by a
> terrorist strike, the likes of which the world has never seen.
> 
> 
>  Responsibility for this atrocity has been claimed by a previously
> unknown terrorist cell, calling itself "Mother Nature."  Little is
> known at this stage about Mother Nature.  However, it seems likely that
> Mother Nature has been living among us for many years, deviously
> avoiding detection by our intelligence services, biding its time and
> waiting for an opportunity to strike.
> 
> 
> 
>>From what we do know, it is clear that Mother Nature possesses
> weapons of mass destruction, capable of targeting American cities.  The
> sophistication of its weaponry and the detail that has gone into its
> planning, suggests possible links between Mother Nature and Al Qaeda.
> Furthermore, it is clear that a terrorist operation of this magnitude
> could not be carried out without considerable funding, most likely from
> 
> Iran or North Korea.
> 
>  My fellow Americans, you may be asking yourselves "why do they hate us
> so much?"  The answer is that Mother Nature envies our freedom.  Mother
> Nature wishes to prevent the spread of our democratic system to all the
> nations and peoples of the world.  Mother Nature wishes to destroy our
> cities and our industries.  It is no coincidence that Mother Nature
> targeted this attack at the very heart of America's oil production and
> refining industry.
> 
> 
>  I have a very clear message to send to Mother Nature on behalf of the
> American people.  Mother Nature, you can run but you cannot hide!
> Wherever you go, we will hunt you down.  To the civilized democracies
> of the world, I say, you are either with us or with Mother Nature! If
> you value your freedom, if we are to protect our shared values, you
> must join us in this crusade.  Together, we must root out Mother
> Nature's infrastructure!
> 
> 
> God bless our SUVs.
> 
> 
> George W Bush's address to the nation following Hurricane Katrina
>