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Have you ever wondered about the sort of people who contribute to this
news group? I used to . I even considered quesions of purpose , the
general aims and objectives of groups such as this . Such considerations
no longer puzzle me . And here is why .

For some time now I have been monitoring discussions in a number news
groups , including of course this one , and I have been quite impressed
with the variety of topics covered as well as both the quantity and
intellectual level of the contributions . After careful analysis , over a
long period of time , of traffic both frequency and content I have come
to a number of considered conclusions which I would like to share with
all contributors to this group .

I have been forced to concluded that many of the contributors are alien
life forms living here on earth and are masquerading as humans in this
news group . It seems to me that some postings are cunningly devised IQ
tests . Others are subtle personality tests devised to identify this ,
that or the next trait . Before any of you dismiss this suggestion out of
hand just consider the content of nearly all of the postings to this
group . Iff they are not what I have suggested then the only other
credible answer is that they are the products of thoroughly deranged
minds . A mind so damaged that it produces in the owner a gross
distortion of both self and external reality leading to the production
and dissemination of grotesquely bizzare untenable ideas . As no one , of
this earth , could possibly be the owner of such a disturbed and
thoroughly dissorientated mind , I am sure that you would now agree with
my original conclusion . The purpose of such postings , it seems to me at
any rate , is to encourage certain types of people , to identify
themselves by mailing those posting to this group direct by e-mail and
NOT to reply to this group , or for that matter any group . The test would
be for individuals such as the readers of this posting to contact
contributors by e-mail and see what response they get .

However , I am also slowly comming to the conclusion that Government
agencies , such as those dealing with mental health also have an interest
in both contributing to and monitoring such groups . For one thing they
are  able to gauge to what extent community care of the mentally ill has
failed . It would also give them an indication of how far the early
detection of mental illness has also failed . And of course , it gives
them some indication of the activities of the Aliens amongst us .

What do you think?
Now you make sure you have a nice day .

Regards ,

Caruthers Carstairs-McKraken

UseNet Monitoring Group
Room 101
St .Andrews House
Connel Park
Scotland

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Go forth into the world
in peace
Iff you must , but
Be careful , my fellow humans .
For the truth is out there .
And when it gets you:
It will kill you stone dead .
And call it freedom .
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From:    Caruthers Carstairs-McKraken
Address: Room 3085
         Floor 101
         St .Andrews House
         Connel Park
         Ayrshire
         Scotland