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Lucifer Satanic Conspiracy Blown Wide Open
At Radio Stations: KFJC & KKUP FM

THE LUCIFERIAN CONSPIRATORS
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html

      "Eric Conspiracy"
   http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/

KKUP 91.5 FM
THE FRAME JOBS:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/framed_at_kkup.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html

KFJC 89.7 FM
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html

The Eric Conspiracy 
http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/
WEBPAGE SCRIPT:


What Is The Eric Conspiracy?
Around 1987 someone on the newsgroup talk.bizarre 
uttered a semi-incoherent rant observing that there 
seemed to be an awful lot of hackers named Eric around -- 
``and have you noticed'' (he said) 
``that they all have moustaches and they're all UNIX 
system manglers?'' He then opined that these must be
the secret signs of an insidious conspiracy.

Well, there went our deep, dark, ancient secret! No 
point in the hooded robes and solemn blood oaths of 
silence sworn by guttering torchlight anymore. Usenet 
has spoken. Yes, there is an Eric Conspiracy. You, 
too, maybe eligible to join, use our nifty logo on 
your home page, and participate in our sinister plans 
for network and world domination!

2010 brings us confirmation of what we have long 
suspected - there are many, many Erics out there in 
Unix user-land.


Who Can Be a Member
To become an initiate of the Eric Conspiracy, you 
must meet the following criteria:

1. You must be an Eric
You may match on first, last, or middle name(s). We're 
not orthography bigots, if you're an Erik or Erich or
Eirik you are also eligible. We're not sexists either, 
so Ericas and Erikas are also welcome. We've even managed
not to be speciesist -- one of the qualified members 
is a cat.

2. You must have a Moustache
An eligible moustache may be real or virtual. You have 
a real moustache if you wear visible hair immediately 
above your upper lip. You have a virtual moustache if 
(a) you can produce pictures or the attestation of an 
initiated member to prove that you once had a real 
moustache, or (b) you can fake it.
(Ericas and Erikas are encouraged to fake it.)

3. You must Mangle Unix
You are presumptively considered a Unix mangler if you 
are a Unix hacker, developer, or system administrator. 
If you are a Unix user, you are eligible if you have ever 
(a) run Unix on a home machine, (b) crashed your Unix host,
(c) cracked your Unix host, (d) logged in late at night 
because you got tired of getting totally lagged during 
the day, thus ensuring that your host
is swamped all the time.

Borderline cases will be decided by the iron whim of 
the initiated membership. (Yes, we can be bribed.)

Solemn Laws Of The Eric Conspiracy
When asked if you are really a initiate of a sinister 
conspiracy to dominate the net and/or world, silently 
leave the room, say ``No comment'', smile without speaking 
or otherwise contrive to leave the questioner nervous,
confused, and just a little more paranoid than he/she was 
before.  At Eric Conspiracy meetings or while on Conspiracy 
business, address other
initiates as `Bruce' (just to keep things clear).  Always 
and everywhere, strive to earn Official Eric Conspiracy 
Coolness Points.
How to Earn Coolness Points
Any initiate can award another initiate Coolness Points. 
However, the award may be vetoed by any initiate with more 
coolness points than the awarder (but it's bad form to do 
this often). Here are some ways to earn Coolness
Points:

Practice your sinister maniacal laughter for use on 
non-initiates.  Recruit new members.
Use "Eric Conspiracy Secret Labs" as your Organization 
line. For extra sinister effect, add the following header 
to your outgoing mail and news:  "X-Eric-Conspiracy: There 
is no conspiracy".  Carrying the logo and a link back to 
the Conspiracy page on your home page.
Pull off a particularly neat Unix hack.
Recover bits of arcane Eric Conspiracy lore via your pineal 
gland from the akashic records -- new Solemn Laws, sinister 
plans for world domination, etc.
Think up more ways for initiates to earn Coolness Points.
The Eric Conspiracy Logo
Here is the official Eric Conspiracy logo, recognized by 
paranoids the world over as the sign of a truly superior 
world-girdling conspiracy:


Watch for it on our soon-to-be released lines of sportswear, 
action figures, and cosmetics. There is also a gray and white 
wallpaper version you can use as a background, and a half-size 
version you can use as an icon for a web link to this page.

Here are some other variants of the logo:

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        \e/     or      /e\
         v              ---


    "Eric Weaver"
    "1 coolness point for recruiting himself."


Pictures Of The Luciferian Faggots At KKUP / KFJC FM:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html