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Real Name:  Michael Joseph Vandeman
Names Called: Mike, Mikey, Vande-Spam, Mikron, Mikro Vande
Sex: Male
Age: 55
Ethnicity: White
Marital Status: Single, never married
Children: None (says he had vasectomy)
Street Address: 30XX Bateman
City: Berkeley
State: California
Zipcode: 94705
Phone: 510-548-4592
Personal E-mail: mjvande@pacbell.net

Highest degree: PhD, Psychology, UCLA, 1973
Dissertation: 
     Chemical description of food taste preferences among Black-, 
     Japanese-, and Mexican-Americans derived by means of nonmetric 
     multidimensional scaling

Internet addresses closed due to abuse: 
     Mjvvv@aol.com, AWhipsnake@aol.com, mjv@rahul.net, 
     Dotmorriso@aol.com, Muddauber2@aol.com, Chandra884@aol.com
Internet address restricted due to abuse: mjvande@pacbell.com
Web Page: http://www.imaja.com/change/environment/mvarticles
Alternate Web Page: http://www.california.com/~mjvande/home.htm

Employer: Pacific Bell
Department: Network Services Group
Job Title: Systems Analyst (Technical)
Mgt/Associate: Mgt.
Employee Type: Regular, Full-Time
Status: Active
Manager: Hicks Jr, D. C. (Dale)
Manager's E-mail: dchicks@pacbell.com
Work Street Address: 2600 Camino Ramon 
Cubicle: 2E850T 
City: San Ramon
State: California
Office Phone: 510-901-7270
Office E-mail: mjvande@pacbell.com

Former Cult Affiliation: Synanon
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles
Favorite TV Show: Your Wild America
Favorite Pornography: japan.binaries.pictures.erotica
Favorite Music: Country/Western
Instrument Played: None
Favorite Foods: Tropical fruits
Favorite Sport: Judo
Favorite Vehicles: Busses, trains
Favorite Phrases: "Bald-faced lie", "you are a liar", "not true"
Favorite Outdated Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/16.235
Favorite Newsgroups to Spam: rec.bicycles.off-road, sci.environment,
     rec.climbing, rec.animals.wildlife, ca.environment, dc.biking, 
     sci.bio.ecology, alt.mountain-bike, rec.backcountry 
Other Hobbies/Interests: 
     Hiking, wildlife viewing, camping, annoying mountain bikers,
     spamming e-mail lists and usenet, calling up people's ISP's
     and employers to try to get them in trouble if they criticize
     content of internet posts, writing about protecting wildlife,
     fighting road construction, and creating "pure" habitat, but
     never accomplishing any of these things, letting cats wander 
     outside so they can get killed by cars then blaming the drivers, 
     weaving irradically in traffic when riding a bicycle, calling 
     people names, especially "liar", attending conferences where 
     he can tell people how much he dislikes mountain bikers even 
     if it has little to do with the purpose of the conference, 
     leeching the free trial offers of ISPs so he can spam the net 
     for free until they shut him down, hunting for free anonymous 
     remailers that allow carbon-copying to multiple parties at 
     once so he can spam thousands of e-mail addresses without being 
     accountable for it, lying about where he works so he won't get
     in more trouble for the attacks he conducts on his victims from
     the office...
Dislikes: 
     Receiving e-mail at office account, logical arguments that expose
     hypocrisy, mountain bikers, roads, the human point of view, 
     other trail users, statistics, cars, mountain bikers, sharing 
     trails, being wrong, multi-speed bikes, global warming, mountain 
     bikers, ozone holes, hiking boots with aggressive tread, knobby 
     tires, mountain bikes, mountain bikers, any mountain bikers, all 
     mountain bikers...MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

Activist Group Affiliation: Sierra Club
Location: San Francisco Bay Chapter
Role: Chairs Wildlife Committee
Time: Third Monday of each month, 7:30 pm
Place: 85 Second Street, San Francisco, California
Listserv Address: sc-sfbay@igc.apc.org
Listserv Subscription Instructions:
     Send an email message to majordomo@igc.apc.org with a one-line 
     message (no subject line needed) saying "subscribe sc-sfbay"
     (without the quotation marks)
SF Bay Chapter E-Mail: san-francisco-bay.chapter@sierraclub.org
Web Page: http://www.sierraclub.org/chapters/sanfranciscobay
Web Hosting Services Stolen From: Bluebird Systems
Now Being Sued For: $10MM
Details of Theft and Lawsuit at:
   www.union-tribune.com/news/uniontrib/tue/metro/news_7m21sierra.html
Chapter Office Street Address: 2530 San Pablo Ave., Suite I
City: Berkeley
State: California
Zipcode: 94702-2000
Phone: 510-848-0800
Fax: 510-848-3383