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W0RDs@true.org wrote in message news:<9beusvgqg5aruqpb9dq559qr382ufgav0n@4ax.com>...
> NATHANIEL "SKIPPER" JONES
> 
> JONES   Suddenly, by TNB in Cincinnati, Ohio, drug dealer Skip Jones,
> 41, of Ghetto Boulevard South Cincy, died yesterday from injuries
> received during a drug fueled chimp-out with Police at a White Tower
> choke n' puke where he was gorging on lard balls and doing advanced
> drug experimentation.
> Skippy was one of thirteen fecal colored parasites spawned by the late
> Nauseata Fornicato Jones, who died from overdosing on KFC, PCP, LSD
> and DIK, and an indeterminate number of feeansays.
> Prior to his untimely death, Jones worked with his late brother
> Devious for the Niggligent Construction Company until he was
> imprisoned for selling drugs. Upon release from prison he was employed
> by the Perfumofo Cesspool Cleaning & Catering Co. which featured "Same
> Day Service".
> He is survived by his granmammy Inconsolata; three sons Retardo,
> Cretino, and Imbecilio; daughters Overia, Falopia and Clitoria. Two
> sisters Miss. Hystericali Payninpussy and Mrs. Mammilia Pendulosa;
> half-brothers Prophylacto, Regurgito and Unscrupulata and nineteen
> miscellaneous inbred nigglet sprogs, all of the same Ghetto St.
> address.
> Active for many years in coonmunity affairs, Unscrupulata was a member
> of the "Sons of Africoonia Knife-Throwing & Spearchucking Society",
> the Idi Amin Theology and Chitlin Club, and the Unsanitaryia Pizzeria
> Bowling Team, and a Past-President of the South Cincy Pork Rind Lawn &
> Weed Club. Until recently, he also appeared occasionally at local
> protests, festivals and rallys performing a knife throwing act with
> the late Inadvertante Castrateo.
> The Rev. Celibato Unfortunato of St. Bastardo's Church will offer up a
> Very Solemn High Requiem Bingo after the regular game Wed. Interment
> will be at the Arriverdecci Mofo Memorial Park. The funeral services
> will be handled by the Niggor Mortiscoon Funeral Parlor & Excavating
> Co. In lieu of donations, kickbacks should be sent to the Africoon
> Home for the Totally Phucked on Ghetto Blvd.

Hmmmmmmm.

Charles