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Advertise your Products or Services for FREE!
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Author: chronic72
Date: Fri, 19 Jun 1998 00:00
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Dear Fellow Entrepreneur:

Ok, you've got a product or service to sell. You've set up a
beautiful website, submitted it to all the search engines and
your fingers are numb from endless posting to classified and
free-4-all sites. You did everything right! Still, the prospects
you expected to flood you with orders just dribble in! I know,
I've been there!

What if I told you that, in just a few short weeks, you would
have to hire extra personel to handle a mountain of incoming
orders! You'd be interested, right? Now, what if I told you you
can accomplish this amazing feat in under one hour a day and that
it would be ABSOLUTELY FREE!?!

That's right, I said FREE and I meant it! What's more, you need
not fear "flames," "bombs," the loss of your ISP or an unfriendly
knock at the door in the early morning hours! Sound too good to
be true? Read on!

In less than an hour a day, you can put your product or service
in front of as many as 3,200,000 potential customers! That's
right, as many as THREE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND POTENTIAL
CUSTOMERS exposed to your offer and it's 100% FREE and TOTALLY
LEGITIMATE!

Are you ready to learn this fool-proof, FREE system? Alright,
let's get started!

STEP 1

Make a copy of this letter!

STEP 2

Read the 5 advertisements at the end of this letter!

STEP 3

Remove the ad in the number 1 position and re-number the
remaining ads as 1 - 4!

STEP 4

Place and ad for your product, service or website AFTER (I'll
explain the importance of this in a moment) the number 4 ad and
number it as number 5.

STEP 5

Send the letter to 10 people (I'll tell you where to find them
FREE) a day, five days a week for two weeks. That's a total of
100 letters!

That's it! You're finished! Too simple you say? Let's look at the
math!

The reason for sending 10 letters a day for 2 weeks is that you
can reasonably assume that, at least, 20% of those recieving your
letter are savvy enough business people to see the value of this
FREE system! That gives you 20 potential customers who will SEE
YOUR ADVERTISEMENT! Not impressed? Let's continue!

Each of those 20 recipients send out 100 letters and get a 20%
participation. You now have 400 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS SEEING YOUR
AD!

Each of those 400 people send out 100 letters and get 20%
participation.
You're now up to 8,000 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS SEEING YOUR AD!

Each of those 8,000 send out 100 letters, get a 20% participation
and your ad is exposed to 160,000 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS!

Your advertisement is now in the number 1 position! If each of
the 160,000 send out 100 letters and get only 20% participation,
YOUR AD IS SEEN BY 3,200,000 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS and YOU HAVE NOT
SPENT ONE RED CENT!!

Now, take a minute to catch your breath while I explain where to
find the 100 people to send your letter to at ABSOLUTELY NO COST
and why it's important to place your ad in the number 5 position!
Actually, we'll start with the positioning first!

You may ask yourself "why not shoot for the top and put my ad in
the number 1 position?" The answer is quite simple! Those who
participate in this POWERFUL and COMPLETELY FREE system will be
doing the same thing you should do, removing the number 1 ad and
placing their ad in the number 5 position. If you were to put
your ad in the number one spot, it will be gone after the first
cycle! By placing it in the number 5 slot, Your ad won't be
removed until it is seen by as many as 3,200,000
POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS! And remember, this system is based on a
REALISTIC participation rate of ONLY 20%! A good chunk of the 80%
who aren't serious enough about their business and their future
to participate will also be reading YOUR AD! The total numbers
are absolutely staggering!

So, where do you find the 100 people to send your letter to?
Again, it's quite simple and TOTALLY FREE! Just go to your
favorite search engine (Yahoo, Lycos, Alta Vista, etc.)
classified section! There, you will find THOUSANDS of commercial
advertisements with email addresses! These are professional
marketers, like yourself who have placed these ads with
the same hopes of attracting customers you have! Talk about a
target market!

So, there you have it! And, of course, you don't have to stop at
sending your letter to only 100 people! If you wish (and can
handle the MASSIVE VOLUME this FREE system provides), you can
send out more letters as time permits and INCREASE YOUR PROFITS
BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! This system simply CAN'T FAIL!

Please notice that I never promised a 100% participation rate.
You and I both know that would be totally unrealistic. That's why
I use the 20% example. Your results may be more or less. It
doesn't matter! If you can accomplish even 5% participation,
you're still miles ahead of those timid, lazy souls who find
themselves lost in a sea of mediocrity. By the way, a 5%
participation would still EXPOSE YOUR PRODUCT OR SERVICE
to OVER 300,000 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS! You simply CAN'T LOSE!!

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