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Re: Widowed, millionaress seeks TOY BOY....

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From: John Cooley
Date: Sat, 16 Dec 1995 00:00
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Janice T MacDonald <jtmacdon@news.hk.super.net> wrote:
>Widowed, high net-worth lady wishes to meet virile, young men for 
>companionship and sex.  Serious inquiries only.  No email messages, 
>please!  I'm ready day or night......Please ring: 011-xxx-xxx-xxx

Finally, my dream has come true!!!!   Of course it makes perfect
sense that a wealthy woman has to go to the net describing herself
like this with such an offer because there's *no way* she could find
virile, young men otherwise!  This is not a troll -- it's for real!
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!  (Thank you, God!)

I'm calling her RIGHT NOW!

....  NOT!

  - John Cooley

Oh, well, can't a guy fantasize sometimes.......  :^(

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From: jcooley@world.std.com (John Cooley)
Subject: Re: Widowed, millionaress seeks TOY BOY....
Date: 1995/12/16
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