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Rick Mather wrote:

> Junkins, you have been away too long. 

Too long? If I'd known you'd been missing me I would have come back
sooner.

> The world has moved on but you stood still. 

I heard Ricky was at the airport the other day (arriving for some big
tour). I lept out of bed, put a clean pair of undies on and rushed down
to see Mather (my hero). Unfortunately when i got there it was the wrong
Ricky (Martin). You still singing the "Cup of Crap" anthem, Rick?

> The subject in here has changed to something more appropriate 
> to your level of misunderstanding, vis-a-vis the emptiness in 
> your head.

Lame troll. Please try again later. If you are still experiencing
difficulties in an hour's time, call Lifeline.

> Still, it's nice of you to pop back in.

Thanks Ricky boy <hugs>

> I'm looking forward to ripping the head off your puny trunk and 
> pouring carbolic acid down your steaming body cavity.

You still drinking goat's urine in the hope it will kick-start the onset
of puberty? I guessed as much.

> Now, fuck right off and die horribly.

Tch tch! That's no way to talk to a friend is it? I'll tell your mother
you said that. (She's coming around tonight to drink a 1992 Lindemans
Chardonay and watch a cheap porno with me.

DJ!

PS - Still upset that you are no longer the "main man" of USENET? The
olden days are long gone, Ricky.....


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"Love is truly the great manifesto; the urge to be, 
to count for something, and, if death must come, to 
die valiantly, with acclamation - in short, to 
remain a memory. Yet my desire to die, to disappear,
is still bound up with her; perhaps because she is 
so magnificently alive that, if my being could blend
with hers, my life would have more meaning than before." 
                                
                             - Cesare Pavese (1950)