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Tarapia Tapioco <comesefosse@ntani.firenze.linux.it> wrote in message
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> CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE
>
> "You Were an Accident"
> "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
> "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
> "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
> "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
> "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
> "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
> "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
> "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
> "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
> "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
> "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
> "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
> "Bi-Curious George"
> "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
> "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
> "You Are Different and That's Bad"
> "Dick and Jane discover Leather"
> "Mine's bigger than yours"
> "Uncle Willie's Magic Probe"
> "After You Die The Worms Come"
> "How You Know If Your Parents Hate You"
> "Daddy's Violent Rampage"
> "Bleach Gives Billy Superpowers"
> "The Evil Toilet"
> "Playtime Crafts, Book 2: Watery Fecal Discharge And You"
> "Don't Cut That Off! A Guide To Growing Young Bodies"
> "Daddy And The Milkman"
> "Where's Spot? A Child's Cookbook"
> "Fido's Not Sleeping, Honey, He's Dead"
> "What Did I Tell You? DON'T Talk Back To Me!"
> "Why Mommy Cut Her Hair and Aunt Mickey Moved In"
> "Daddy's Awful Thin: A Child's Primer of AIDS"
> "Because You Were Bad: A Child's Guide to Divorce"
> "Why Is Mommy Screaming: A Child's First Sex Manual"
> "SLAP I Said SMILE!: Looking Your Best During Physical Abuse"
> "Let's Play Under the Sink"
> "Headlights Are Fun!"
> "Will It Grow?"
> "Janie Learns to Block It Out"
> "Chewies in the Catbox"
> "Speedballin' With the Big Boys"
> "When Mom and Dad Fall Asleep"
> "Bullets, Bullets, Bullets -- Everywhere!"
> "A Runaway's Guide to Quick Money"
> "It's OK, I'm Your Scout Leader!"
> "Go Ahead! It's Candy!"
> "Five Easy Steps to Playpen Escape"
> "Don't Tell Mommy"
> "Drano Es Bueno"
> "Noose Rhymes with Goose: How to Show You are REALLY Upset"
> "Mommy's Boyfriend Can Be Your Boyfriend Too"
> "More Scouting for Boys"
> "Yes Edward, You Were An Accident, But We Do Like You"
> "Swimming Lessons are for Wimps"
> "Ten Ways to Make Your Stepfather Smile"
> "How to Borrow Daddy's Money--Without him Finding Out"
> "Fun Grownup Games on the Telephone"
> "Playing with Matches Isn't Scary"
> "Hi Mr. Knife!"
> "Where In The World Are Daddy's Guns?"
> "Friendly Fun Science Projects With Large, Heavy, Jagged, Rusty,
> Metal Things"
> "Let's All Play The Famine Game!"
> "Little Timmy Goes Though The Windshield, Fly Timmy, Fly!"
> "Barney the Dinosaur Gets Cancer"
> "You Were Born In A Test Tube"

You forgot these:

        "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
        "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
                 Animals of North Amer --- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
        "You Are Different and That's Bad"
        "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
        "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
        "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
        "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
        "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
        "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
        "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
        "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
        "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"