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Paul J. Berg wrote:

> ~
> 
> A thirteen-year-old Virginia boy has been suspended from school for
> hugging his girl friend in the school cafeteria, a violation of the
> school's no touching rule.
> 
> "We absolutely forbid any physical contact between students," said James
> Sherman, Principal of the Maywood Park Junior High School.
> 
> PTA Chairperson Haley Hughes said that she supports the school's no
> touching rule. "Touching leads to petting, and petting leads to kissing,
> and kissing leads to intercourse."  Mrs. Hughes said.
> 
> Principal Sherman said that the policy discourages fighting. "We don't
> want any physical contact, but we know there are going to be conflicts,
> so when the children enter school in the morning we remind them of the
> rule."
> 
> Seniors complained when their prom was held at the Pocahontas State
> Correctional Center with male students on one side of the glass and
> females on the other. When songs played, students put their hands on the
> glass and swayed back and forth.  Poor planning put the females on the
> prisoner's side of the glass leading to some very illegal touching when
> the male prisoners wandered into the prom area. 
> 
> "I got dumped at the prom for a guy doing 5-10 for armed robbery," Todd
> Smith lamented.
> 
> Graduates will have their diplomas mailed to them: "To avoid all that
> icky post-graduate hugging," Principal Sherman said.
> 
> ~
> 

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