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On Jun 23, 7:35 pm, Lobby Dosser <lobby.dosser.map...@verizon.net>
wrote:
> pjb...@webtv.net (Paul J. Berg) wrote:
>
> > PTA Chairperson Haley Hughes said that she supports the school's no
> > touching rule. "Touching leads to petting, and petting leads to
> > kissing, and kissing leads to intercourse."
>
> [
> I say that any boob kin take
> And shove a ball in a pocket.
> And they call that sloth.
> The first big step on the road
> To the depths of deg-ra-Day--
> I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
> Then beer from a bottle.
> An' the next thing ya know,
> Your son is playin' for money
> In a pinch-back suit.
> And list'nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
> Hearin' him tell about horse-race gamblin'.
> Not a wholesome trottin' race, no!
> But a race where they set down right on the horse!
> Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy
> Sittin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil?
> Well, I should say.
> Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
> Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
> Pockets that mark the diff'rence
> Between a gentlemen and a bum,
> With a capital "B,"
> And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! ...
>
> ...
>
> Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
> On while they're loafin' around that Hall?
> They're tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs,
> Tryin' out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!
> And braggin' all about
> How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen.
> One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
> Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry!
> Libertine men and Scarlet women!
> And Rag-time, shameless music
> That'll grab your son and your daughter
> With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
> Mass-staria!
> Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!
>
> ....
>
> People:
> Trouble, oh we got trouble,
> Right here in River City!
> With a capital "T"
> That rhymes with "P"
> And that stands for Pool,
> That stands for pool.
> We've surely got trouble!
> Right here in River City,
> Right here!
> Gotta figger out a way
> To keep the young ones moral after school!
> Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
>
> ]

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