🚀 go-pugleaf

Duke Kahanamoku wrote:
 > Message-ID: <3F4DE1BF.97AB8B60@computas.com>
 >
 > "Tell us how you would define an illegal suit. Give the minimum
 > specification of an illegal suit."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <11stg9f8u03mnbc@corp.supernews.com>
 >
 > You're only 25
 > years old. You have been swimming for quite awhile now, and you are
 > still swimming 1k per hour. 1k per hour isn't fast enough to stay warm.
 > How do you see your situation? What would you say the problem is?
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <ct8qa8$n6s$1@services.kq.no>
 >
 > "In my speedo that I wear to go swimming I have my naughty bits, a 357
 > magnum, and a pair of golf balls.
 > I do not need any of those "training aids".
 > I have used a pair of tennis balls -- they are good, but can be a bit
 > irritating.
 > Tight belts... I find they are useless... they make my roll stand out,
 > which is bad.
 > What is in your speedo?"
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <3E92716B.CBAB24C7@computas.com>
 >
 > "Everybody is good at something, rimaldi.  I'm good at more than one
 > thing, in fact.  I can swim a very long way, and I can play a fair to
 > middling first base.  I also hit the long ball more often than the
 > average guy, and I am a very good software designer.  I also like cats."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <n5eqe0dioqvsbimgcd6dq2sq1jumrc3q5q@4ax.com>
 >
 > "I can do whatever physical
 > work I need to do, and not get winded. Or injured. And in the remote
 > case I fall overboard from a boat five miles out to see, I can swim
 > ashore. People who aren't physically fit can't do any of those things.
 > here isn't anything vague about it."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <3EF99F98.C8E2D020@computas.com>
 >
 > "I can't eat solid food before or during vigorous exercise. I can drink
 > fluids, but if I eat anything but sugar, I will have nausea problems
 > during training."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <bodds3$esb$1@services.kq.no>
 >
 > "Let your ludes kick in before you start writing from now on."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <105cgnradvbr581@corp.supernews.com>
 >
 > "I'm a computer expert. If they promote me to full Colonel, I'll
 > volunteer. Actually, I would rather join the Navy this time, so if
 > they make me a Captain, I'm in."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <3E895BC1.FEC84508@computas.com>
 >
 > "What with the tv series and my day gig, I'm just spreading myself way to
 > thin.  I can no longer spend so much time in seattle.politics.  I hope
 > to return from time to time, and I fervently hope John Ashcroft's
 > attempts to destroy seattle.politics fail."
 >
 >
 > Message-ID: <bsr23d$olv$1@services.kq.no>
 >
 > "You aren't even shaving for performance; you are
 > shaving for "the look" which has nothing to do with the sport."
 >
 >
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