🚀 go-pugleaf

I got tired of going to bars and to the grocery stores
and to Pioneer Square looking for the man of my dreams.
So then a friend of mine told me about "The Heartbeat
of Portland". It's a computer BBS. All you do is dial
up 236-4945 or 236-0074, fill out the questionnaire (bio) 
and you're on your way. I met 3 frogs before I met my
Prince (tm). We've been dating for 9 months now. 
The HB od PDX costs a mere $20 for 3 months (or $35 
for 6 months). It's a lot of fun. I've met some
nice people on there. Every month they throw a party
too.