🚀 go-pugleaf

    I beg to differ, I believe they've gone to the Koreans for their illegal
funding this go round.

KC

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:10de15ijdqssca1@news.supernews.com...
> YOU CAN BE A DEMOCRAT - Virtually anyone can be a Democrat; just simply
quit
> thinking and vote that way.  But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there
> are some necessary prerequisites.
>
> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
> funding.
>
> 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders
how
> to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans,
are
> more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
> Chinese communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding
>
> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by
> yuppies driving SUVs.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
> is natural.
>
> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
>
> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
> create prosperity.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> activists from Seattle do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
> doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts
of
> the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain
parts
> of the Constitution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
>
> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
> important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington or
> Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> quotas and set-asides aren't.
>
> 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady
>
> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
>
> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
> a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
>
> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally protected and
> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese
> is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
>
> VOTE DEMOCRATIC... It's easier than getting a job
>
>
>
>