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In article <fdpDGotsG.Kyr@netcom.com>, fdp@netcom.com (Ciccio) writes:

|> OK more fantasy...so OJ breaks down in the civil trial and says he
|> did it!  The civil plaintiffs get judgments for gillions of
|> dollars.  Everybody creams their pants and gets to say "See, I knew
|> it...Told you so.  NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!"  Still...  OJ Simpson was
|> found NOT GUILTY!  Nicole Brown-Simpson is DEAD!  Ronald Goldman is
|> DEAD!

"Not Guilty" is not the same as "innocent"...  If he loses a civil
suit, he loses a gillion dollars and the custody of two of his kids.

|> <smack> Face Reality!!!! The dude has got it made.  He just wrapped
|> up his second day of leisure playing golf.

Except he can't get publishers to talk to him.  He can't play golf at
his two regular country clubs.  His former employre (Herz) will have
nothing to do with him.  His agent won't talk to him any more.  His
neighbors won't have anything to do with him any more.  He has legal
bills of $4,000,000.00 dollars, and no income.

|> Prolly boffed that bodacious babe of his a few more times.  

She needs a brain transplant, 'cause the one she's got ain't working
too well...

|> Signed a few footballs for some kids.

I don't know how popular he is with football fans...

|> Just kickin' it sipping some Pina Coladas.  That's that.

Kicking back, yes.... But I wouldn't write a life insurance policy for
him.  There are too many nuts with guns out there.  I don't know which
would piss off the white-sheet-at-night crowd more: OJ getting away
with murder or a black man running for President....

Before anyone misunderstands, I firmly oppose taking justice into ones
own hands, and I find Colin Powell a much more appealing candidate
than any other in the Republican Field.  He's the only one who polls
put challenging Clinton.  A Powell candidacy would also split the
republican party the way the grand canyon divides arizona.

Chris
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Speaking only for myself, of course.
Chris Wood    christw@lexis-nexis.com   ChrisCWood@eworld.com